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Survival guide: (Most of) what a fan needs to know

http://www.nascar.com/2009/news/opin...ry_single.html

* Tickets and travel aside, what's up with Jimmie's beard?

* Before you yell at Tony, remember who's in the #20 car this year.

* It takes a little bit of getting used to. We're trying to figure out who's in that #20 car. It's not Stewart anymore. Who the hell's the #33 guy? (с) Clint Bowyer

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NASCAR Sprint Cup Series

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Power Rankings Dover

Kyle Busch
After having rain wipe out 2 excellent chances for race wins last weekend, I don't think Kyle will be making a guest appearance on the Weather Channel any time soon.

Mark Martin
Mark's day can be summed up by the parody of the old Kenny Rogers hit: "You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel."

Jimmie Johnson
"I appreciate the fans who stuck around and watched on television." Let's not forget the PRN guys who did more weather reporting than pit reporting by the end of the day.

David Reutimann
The Franchise, Billy Bad Butt ... this team may be 13th in points but leads the series in cool nicknames.

Denny Hamlin
Denny's last 3 Dover finishes: 38th, 43rd, 38th.
Denny's last 3 Pocono finishes: 3rd, 3rd, 23rd.
Which of the next 2 races do you think Denny's looking most forward to?

Kurt Busch
It was a big hit for the Beach Boys in 1966, but as Kurt knows, there's no such thing as a "good vibration" when you're doing 180 mph.

Jeff Burton
There's an old racing joke:
Tight is when you hit the wall with the right side of the car.
Loose is when you hit the wall with the left side.
The right side of the No. 31 after Monday's race told you all you needed to know about Jeff's day.

Brian Vickers
The red flag waved so many times over the Red Bull on Monday, the only thing missing was a matador. Then again, Bobby Allison -- who used to drive Matadors -- gave the command to start engines, so perhaps that was the problem.

Greg Biffle
The slogan of the American Red Cross is "Help can't wait." The way Greg's car swung back and forth from tight to loose on Monday, he was close to needing all the help he could get.

Matt Kenseth
It was good to see the winner of this year's Daytona 380 bounce back with a top-10 finish in the Coca-Cola 340.5.

Juan Montoya
It's NASCAR's longest race, already made longer by a one-day postponement and several red flags, but based on how well he was running, Juan certainly was willing to hang around a little while longer.

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http://www.nascar.com/news/features/...ngs/index.html

PHOENIX - Week 35 of 36 - By: Mark Aumann

Jimmie Johnson
You have to feel for Jimmie. Not only did he get wrecked, but then he had to sit and watch all the commercials during the race broadcast, just like the rest of us.

Mark Martin
If Mark goes on to win the title, David Reutimann and Sam Hornish Jr. will never have to buy another box of Frosted Flakes for the rest of their lives.

Jeff Gordon
Jeff was presented with a golden opportunity Sunday at Texas. Too bad his car ran like it was full of lead.

Denny Hamlin
Lousy pit stops. Hitting the wall. Still finished 2nd. Sometimes you'd rather be unlucky than good.

Tony Stewart
Tony used the phrase "we kept throwing things at it" to describe how they adjusted the car at Texas. Tony's hero, legendary Texan A.J. Foyt, was well-known for throwing things, too -- like laptops, wrenches and punches.

Matt Kenseth
Hard to believe Matt hasn't put together back-to-back top-10 finishes since Daytona and Fontana. And Phoenix hasn't been a ray of sunshine for him in recent visits.

Kyle Busch
2 out of 3 at Texas ain't bad, unless the 3rd one means you run out of gas while leading and your older brother steals it from you.

Juan Montoya
Since we reverted to Standard Time, Juan's been involved in 2 wrecks. Perhaps he's taking "spring forward, fall back" too literally.

Greg Biffle
Greg says trying to find the best setup for these cars is "like trying to pin the tail on the donkey." Perhaps it's best if he doesn't spin around 3 times and then try to drive blindfolded.

Kasey Kahne
Just like Mac Davis, Kasey thinks happiness is having Texas in his rear-view mirror.

Clint Bowyer
I know those quick pit stops are referred to as a "splash and go," but for some reason, it always reminds me that I need to put the toilet seat back down.

Kevin Harvick
Fort Worth may be miles from the nearest ocean, but Kevin was in full coast mode at the end.

Ryan Newman
Due to Ryan's unexpected flight at Talladega, the NTSB is now requiring the team to install a black box recorder in the No. 39.

Joey Logano
That "Gillette Young Guns" commercial is pretty funny, especially when you consider Joey may not have needed to shave since it was filmed.

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